mrsfoone:

Dear authors,

You and your characters - or anyone else for that matter - can ask for the cavalry to ride to your rescue. They may or may not come from a place called Calvary. Whether or not you choose to believe it, these are two distinct words with definitively different definitions.

Quite sincerely,

An avid reader

mrsfoone:

Dear authors,

Please follow your conscience and make a conscious and conscientious decision to use each of these words separately and in proper context and according to their individual definitions.

Sincerely,

A conscious conscientious reader with a conscience

beepathan:

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

tahthetrickster:

aflo:

nookicky:

bitch watch out there’s a frost troll like 20 steps ahead

Nevermind the frost troll, you’re gonna sooner fall on your ass as you’re rounding that corner anytime you’re even slightly in a rush

foone:

revretch:

I hate the term “avatar” being replaced by “pfp.” We went from something so whimsical and sci-fi–a representative incarnation of our true body on another plane of existence, evoking a god in a mortal body!–to a joyless acronym :(

It’s a terrible acronym too. Profile Picture? That’s PP, not PFP. It’s not your Pro File Picture.

fawnmother:

the-cuddly-punk:

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

Originally posted by penultimxte

sculpturesof:

No doesn’t exist digitally anymore. It’s been replaced by Not Now or Maybe Later or Snooze Tumblr Live for the next 7 days or Sign In To Continue or We’ll show you less like this (lie) or Schedule your restart otherwise we force it in 10 minutes. And I hate it all with the heat of the sun.

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

zazzedcoffee:

Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?

Yes

Obviously

Of course

See Results

Of course this somehow manages to happen

Uhm, @foone do you understand what’s potentially happening here?

eggtempest:

rubixpsyche:

fckmypssywtharakemom:

cleverclove:

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in

huffylemon:

Reblog to sniff

jaynotwayne:

lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022:

lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022:

The urge to bother my mutuals

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3